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The effects of asprin on alcohol
02.02.05 (12:37 am)   [edit]
Breakdown, thy name is Avarice.

There's something to be said about the comforts that liquor can bring between my remedial spaces between happiness. Also, it's worth noting the fullest potential that can be obtained when you mix with asprin. Yes, the blood thinner.

Kids, do not take pills or drink alcohol. These are bad for you and are a sign that you're about to crash, and as such you should never EVER take them together. You know, I was a bit more convincing when I was ten, standing in front of the school, reading my D.A.R.E. speach that had been taken with good reviews. Fuck, I even got a watch out of the deal.

She. She is another word for devil. Let me tell you about myself, o' dauntless reader. I am twenty-two and I feel things slipping through my fingers every minute of every day. An unproductive minute is reason enough to expect failure, and as such, I see life slipping through my hands. I have this great idea. A wonderful idea. I could make it with the help of LB and God-dammit, I'm going to be rich.

Or, I'm going to die.

Self-loathing? No. I like me. The correct analogy was supposed to go here, but can't be found, due to the foggyness that has invaded my head. Uncertainty, you are my greatest and most horrible enemy. If only I could move the world like a chessboard. If only the next movement could be calculated and predicted and the movement would be clean, cool, unrushed.

Life is a game that no one knows the rules to, but whom everyone is forced to play, and in all honesty, winning is all based on luck. This applies to both real life and the game. Only in one of them, you're not guarenteed a wife, husband, or anyone else who will ride with you, high and low, for that matter. In one of them, a very few will be successful, and everyone who isn't will complain that it's because of a glass ceiling, and that you should have to pay more money than they do because you actually did something with your life, despite the fact that you are paying more money. In one of them, you will only be able to do what you set forth to do, while everyone you know would be willing to crush your hopes and dreams to see themselves get ahead. And in the other one, you get a stylish blue car to move from space to space.

Four asprin + two shots of rum = sexy.

Kids don't do drugs, or you will be immitating the most publisized successful person in America today, the Hollywood type. This, of course, includes musicians and actors, who, with seemingly very little (and an amazing deal of luck), are making more money than you will ever know, and thusly believe that they've got it all right when it comes to [art/politics/religion/ot her topic of heated discussion]. You will be acting like the person who makes millions being someone else or crying about how much they hate life. These are your role models, and you want to be just like them.

Don't feel bad, I do to.

Why else would I be here, 1:39am, half-naked, depressed because I'm starting to see that I'm not going to be one of those happy idiots? Angry, because I'm pretty much deemed worthless by the world around me. Mostly drunk, because I don't know how I'm supposed to take this.

Kid's don't ever drink. You don't want to be like this.

--Avarice
[i]It made sense at one point.[/i]
 


posted by: wulu (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (2:25 am)

Wow! You mean you can write so well even when drunk?



posted by: Avarice (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:28 am)

I had a lot of help from my friend the backspace button.



posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (8:39 pm)

hmmm I feel like having an asprin and some merlot....



posted by: lee (reply)
post date: 02.02.05 (10:16 pm)

i've always been partial to oxycontin and vodka, but whatever works.

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